Monoja: Archive

May 14th

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May 7th

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Apr 9th

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Apr 9th

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Apr 6th

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If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

Apr 3rd

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Apr 1st

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people: you have to be more lady like

me: suck my dick

Mar 30th

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I love insulting people who annoy me straight in the face and smile, and then watch them try to figure out if I’m joking or not. Usually they get it wrong.

Mar 21st

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a guide to uk cities for foreign people

manchester: gays. you will probably get mugged.
liverpool: like manchester, but less gay. you will definitely get mugged.
newcastle: probably quite good for canadians as exists in permafrost and has never left the 90s.
leeds: it's a lot cheaper than london
bradford: leeds but awful
nottingham: gun death capital of the uk!
derby: intense rivalry with nottingham, literally no one else in the country or world gives any fucks about this.
hull: violently resist anyone who attempts to take you here
leicester: i'm not sure this is a real place
york: this is an illustration from the top of a christmas biscuit assortment
birmingham: NO.
brighton & hove: more gays. is only a pretend city. mild to moderate chance of mugging. contains some deeply annoying hippies. basically if san francisco was british.
portsmouth: there is literally nothing here.
southampton: exactly the same as portsmouth but smells of off milk
bristol: you have a 1 in 10 chance of ending up in a bbc recording. everyone sounds like a farmer or bob marley.
cardiff: you have a 1 in 5 chance of ending up in a bbc recording, and a 1 in 3 chance of being glassed.
plymouth: post apocalyptic wind tunnel full of drunk sailors pissing on depressed hookers. do not enter.
penzance: everyone here is from london now.
london: no one from london is actually from london and even breathing is expensive.
cambridge: windy and full of equal amounts of homeless drug addicts and public schoolboys. the junkies are nicer.
oxford: same number of cunts as cambridge but easier to escape from due to all-night bus to london
edinburgh: a goth turned into a city. basically london but slightly more scottish.
glasgow: it is impossible to tell whether people are angry or happy.
aberdeen: las vegas at the point when vegas starts crying uncontrollably
belfast: do not order "an irish car bomb" OR "a black and tan" here.
wolverhampton: really, really don't.
norwich: count people's fingers. mutations walk here.
coventry: like plymouth, bombed flat in ww2. like plymouth, failed to take the hint. like plymouth: do not alight here.

Mar 13th

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consultthetrickster: secretlymartinfreeman: al-the-stuff-i-like: secretlymartinfreeman: I just logged on for the first time in a couple of days because I’ve been busy getting my cousin obsessed with Supernatural… and lolwhut? what the FUCK fandom? WHAT HAPPENED IN MY ABSENCE? this all happened today hahaha Today, are you serious? OMFG. THE SHERLOCK FANDOM IS...

Mar 12th

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Mar 2nd

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Mar 1st

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askclint: If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point. You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are. You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.

Mar 1st

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